welcome to monkeyboard

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what even is this

If you give a monkey a typewriter, plop it in a cage, and wait an infinite amount of time and it'll eventually type out all of Shakespeare's works. It is guaranteed to write it, but it will take a loooooong time. In reality, you'll die first. So will the monkeys. Actually, the lifetime of the universe is shorter than the time it would take.

how this works

Your monkeys can't read. They're mashing keys from a (weighted) pile where letters like e, t, and a show up way more than q, x, and z. When a real word falls out between two spaces, it gets "counted". If you string real words together with no gibberish in between, you build a streak.

Sign in with Google, and your totals will save on their own. You can run as many monkeys as you want, but no promises to your computer exploding.

Feel free to explore tabs and options; there's a lot to see! Make them angry, change up the keyboard sounds, check out all the statistics, and more.


top 10 most words

  1. 1 Mr Neversoft 359 words
  2. 2 Jonah Feinberg 80 words